Thursday, November 18, 2010

sermons and appropriate closing songs.

The sermon title this morning: WOMEN IN THE CHURCH

The closing song: RISE UP, O MEN OF GOD



The sermon this morning: GOSSIP ... THE SPEAKING OF EVIL

The closing song: I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY



The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES # 3 ... EUTHANASIA

The closing song: TAKE MY LIFE



Can you think of any others?

18 comments:

  1. You asked for it...

    The sermon this morning: TRUTHS THAT MUST NEVER BE DENIED: JUSTIFICATION BY FAITH ALONE

    The closing song: NEVER ALONE

    (snicker)

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  2. gold!

    The sermon this morning: TRUSTING GOD THROUGH GRIEF

    The closing song: HAPPY DAY


    The sermon this morning: EVERYDAY EVANGELISM

    The closing song: I CANNOT TELL


    The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES # 7 ... DRUGS

    The closing song: BE THOU MY VISION

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  3. lol. But I can't procrastinate and help out.

    @Pete and Anthony, some crackers!

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  4. I was thinking 'Never Alone' with some dodgy boundaries isssues sermon.

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  5. The sermon this morning: BEING A CHRISTIAN IN THE WORKPLACE: THE GOSPEL AND QUANTITATIVE SOCIOLOGICAL RESEARCH

    The closing song: WHEN I SURVEY

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  6. Um, sermon: Song of Songs: it's all about Jesus and the Church.
    Closing song: Lord, you put a tongue in my mouth.

    (and yes, that is a real song. Songs of Praise has a lot to answer for.)

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  7. Heh! Cool post and comments!

    The sermon this morning: Christianity In The Creative Age

    Closing song: How Great Thou Art

    The sermon this morning: Christianity and the Twilight Phenomonon

    Closing songs: Immortal, Invisible
    Nothing But The Blood

    The sermon this morning: Chritaianity In The Botox Age

    Closing song: O Sacred Head, Now Wounded

    The sermon this morning: Christianity in the Facebook Age

    Closing song: What A Friend we Have In Jesus

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  8. You are all so clever, give yourselves a chocolate.

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  9. Sermon title this morning: Contemporary Issues #5...Schitzophrenia

    Closing song: Never Alone

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  10. Sermon title : Contemporary Issues #19.. Envangelism in Red Light Districts

    Closing song: At The Cross

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  11. Sermon Title: Contemporary Issues#20: Marijuana proofing your kids

    Closing Song: There is a Green Hill

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  12. These are so hilarious! It's such a good thing I'm not sharing an office at the moment!

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  13. Sermon - THOU SHALT NOT STEAL
    Song - STEAL AWAY TO JESUS

    Sermon - JEUS THE HEALER
    Song - CHANGE MY HEART O GOD

    Sermon - MODEST DRESS, MODEST BEHAVIOUR
    Song - COME AS YOU ARE

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  14. Ben - perhaps you meant Multiple Personality Disorder not Schizophrenia? - two very different mental health problems.

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