Because...

1. Auto play is always wrong.

2. Midi auto play is criminal.

3. Organ midi auto play is a capital offence.

4. I know how to use a play button.

5. You want traffic to your site.

6. We can forgive bad fonting.

7. Most of us multitask.

8. It can take quite a while to locate the offending tab.

9. It doesn't mix well with P!nk.

10. If you don't, I'm going to start a competing site called "Cyberhymnal without the *&^@ing midi!"

Don't know what I'm talking about? Then turn up the volume and click here.