The sermon title this morning: WOMEN IN THE CHURCH
The closing song: RISE UP, O MEN OF GOD
The sermon this morning: GOSSIP ... THE SPEAKING OF EVIL
The closing song: I LOVE TO TELL THE STORY
The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES # 3 ... EUTHANASIA
The closing song: TAKE MY LIFE
Can you think of any others?
You asked for it...
ReplyDeleteThe sermon this morning: TRUTHS THAT MUST NEVER BE DENIED: JUSTIFICATION BY FAITH ALONE
The closing song: NEVER ALONE
(snicker)
gold!
ReplyDeleteThe sermon this morning: TRUSTING GOD THROUGH GRIEF
The closing song: HAPPY DAY
The sermon this morning: EVERYDAY EVANGELISM
The closing song: I CANNOT TELL
The sermon this morning: CONTEMPORARY ISSUES # 7 ... DRUGS
The closing song: BE THOU MY VISION
lol. But I can't procrastinate and help out.
ReplyDelete@Pete and Anthony, some crackers!
I was thinking 'Never Alone' with some dodgy boundaries isssues sermon.
ReplyDeleteThe sermon this morning: BEING A CHRISTIAN IN THE WORKPLACE: THE GOSPEL AND QUANTITATIVE SOCIOLOGICAL RESEARCH
ReplyDeleteThe closing song: WHEN I SURVEY
Mark that is really really good.
ReplyDeleteUm, sermon: Song of Songs: it's all about Jesus and the Church.
ReplyDeleteClosing song: Lord, you put a tongue in my mouth.
(and yes, that is a real song. Songs of Praise has a lot to answer for.)
I like that, Jo!
ReplyDeleteHeh! Cool post and comments!
ReplyDeleteThe sermon this morning: Christianity In The Creative Age
Closing song: How Great Thou Art
The sermon this morning: Christianity and the Twilight Phenomonon
Closing songs: Immortal, Invisible
Nothing But The Blood
The sermon this morning: Chritaianity In The Botox Age
Closing song: O Sacred Head, Now Wounded
The sermon this morning: Christianity in the Facebook Age
Closing song: What A Friend we Have In Jesus
Awesome, Ben....
ReplyDeletethis really is amazing
ReplyDeleteYou are all so clever, give yourselves a chocolate.
ReplyDeleteSermon title this morning: Contemporary Issues #5...Schitzophrenia
ReplyDeleteClosing song: Never Alone
Sermon title : Contemporary Issues #19.. Envangelism in Red Light Districts
ReplyDeleteClosing song: At The Cross
Sermon Title: Contemporary Issues#20: Marijuana proofing your kids
ReplyDeleteClosing Song: There is a Green Hill
These are so hilarious! It's such a good thing I'm not sharing an office at the moment!
ReplyDeleteSermon - THOU SHALT NOT STEAL
ReplyDeleteSong - STEAL AWAY TO JESUS
Sermon - JEUS THE HEALER
Song - CHANGE MY HEART O GOD
Sermon - MODEST DRESS, MODEST BEHAVIOUR
Song - COME AS YOU ARE
Ben - perhaps you meant Multiple Personality Disorder not Schizophrenia? - two very different mental health problems.
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