The floor really needs cleaning...

... so why don't I just vacuum it?

I'd rather vacuum the floor than:

(in no particular order)

• go shopping
• do the washing
• clean the bathroom
• put stuff away
• do anything to the yard
• clean under the house
• fill in any kind of form
• do any kind of paperwork
• go to medicare
• do banking
  

things I'd rather do than housework:

(in no particular order)

• read the public notices in the newspaper
• read the phone book
• listen to bad cds
• watch tele-evangelists or infomercials
  
• pump weights with already fatigued muscles
• work (though perhaps not at THAT school)
• make mess
• write pointless blog posts