he's just not that into you

Andrew and I watched this last night.

Here's what we learnt:

• most relationships start in bars
• a girl will do just about anything to be in a relationship
• a single girl will make out with a different guy each weekend
  
• if a girl is into you, she will sleep with you. If she's not slept with you after a few weeks, it's not going to happen
  
• no man wants to be married
• all women want to be married
• if a guy stops making out with you when another girl calls, he's not that into you
• if a guy is into you, he will make it happen
  
• if the guy doesn't make it happen, he's not into you
• the bar man understands
• I am the rule, not the exception
  
• married guys are dicks
  
• the best couples are those not married
• adultery is exciting but in the end futile (best just get divorced)
• divorce is a good option
  
• a good marriage will only happen if you understand you don't need to be married