Last night I watched the bachelorette while colouring in.
Falling in love, it seems, is easy. The bachelorette was madly in love with no less than three different men in one episode.
In case any of you guys are struggling to make that special someone fall for you, here are some tips.
1. Be pretty good looking.
2. Take her to an island resort.
3. Spend most of each day looking into her eyes.
4. Tell her 19,548 times that she is beautiful.
5. Tell her that she is smart. (This may not be true, but needs to be said.)
6. Kiss her a lot.
7. Tell her that you can see the two of you together for a long long time. Even forever.
8. Tell her that you are madly in love with her.
9. Tell her that she is the one you want to have a family with.
10. Avoid anything that will remind her of mundane normal life.
Worked for me.
ReplyDeleteDitto. Especially point 1.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Just remember some of my husband's fantastic chat up lines...
ReplyDelete... I just don't see myself spending the rest of my life with you...
... You're much more attractive now than in high school...
I guess if this makes me not like the contestants on that show, then that's fine.
Amy - he actually said those things?!
ReplyDeleteThe two contestants in the picture are still together. Sure, he's been caught cheating a couple of times, but they still plan to get married in the next year or two. All the other bachelorette relationships broke up pretty fast after the show.
He really did... he hadn't quite learnt that total honesty is not usually the best policy at that stage.
ReplyDeleteI do plan of reminding him of the first one on every anniversary for the rest of our lives...
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I'm sure the aforementioned couple aren't staying together in the hopes that they can get a wedding/reality tv show... or otherwise cash in...
Amy - you are a cynic! I can assure you that on telly last night they really did seem to be in hot schmuky love with eachother... [She was also similarly in love with 2 other guys and he was sleeping with 2 old girl friends, but...]
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