Praize to teh Ceiling Cat

Praize to teh Ceiling Cat, teh almighty, teh king ov creashun!

Oh mah soul, praize him srsly, for him iz ur health an salvashun!

All ye hoo hear, nao to his houz go;

Praize him in happeh adorsahun.

Praize too teh Ceiling Cat, hoo ovar all things iz so amayzinly kewl,

Covrs yu undr him pawz, yea, so mield sustaineth!

Has yu not seen how yu desirez ever has been

Granted in wut him ordaineth?

Praize too teh Ceiling Cat, hoo has skerdly, amayzinly, made yu;

Helth has givd an, when heedlesly fallin, has stayd yu.

Wut ned or grief evr has faild ov relief?

Pawz ov him mercy did shade yu.

Praize too teh Ceiling Cat, hoo doez prospr ur sleep and defend yu;

Surely him goodnes an mercy him evryday attend yu.

Pondr anew wut teh Almighty Ceiling Cat can do,

If wif him luv befrend yu.

Praize too teh Ceiling Cat, hoo, when storm dem fyght r wagin,

Hoo, when teh windz madly around yu r ragin,

Biddeth dem stop, turneth dem fury too piece,

Storm an waters eaes.

Praize too teh Ceiling Cat, hoo, when darknes ov teh Basement Cat iz aboundin,

Hoo, when teh godless do triumf, all virtoo stoppin,

Sheds him light, eatd teh horrors ov nite,

Kittehs wif him merci surroundin.

Praize too teh Ceiling Cat, oh let all dat iz in me adore him!

All dat iz life an breath, come nao wif praisez before him.

Let teh amen sound frum his peeps agin,

Gladly for yez we adore him.

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