Cold Ninevites (possible song for a Jonah musical)

Nobody liked those cold Ninevites

They we cruel, they were nasty and mean.

You’d know they were near

‘cause your veins froze with fear

And you’d wish that you couldn’t be seen.

Oh they’d think it a joy

to steal toys from a boy

and cut the arms off a dolly at night

And if Daddy complained

he’d end up just the same

Oh these merciless, cold Ninevites

These cold Ninevites

somebody should

beat them up good

give them a fright

These cold Ninevites

Jonah hated the sight of these cold Ninevites

And he thought God should make them all pay.

“The Lord is too kind

he should smash them all blind.

That’s what I’d do if I had my way.”

They’re so heartless and cold

If I was God, I’d be bold

and I’d teach them a lesson, that’s right!

Every cruel thing they’d done

I’d do back, just for fun

They’d deserve it, these cold Ninevites!

These cold Ninevites

somebody should

beat them up good

give them a fright

These cold Ninevites

sar 2014