I've hit the wall

Do any of the following and I may yell at you. Or cry.

• complain
• not eat your breakfast
• not tidy up your toys
• not hang up your towel
• begin a craft project (like soap carving) when you should be doing something else
• not go to bed when you've been asked
• whinge
• not notice that I'm actually pretty busy
• fight with sibling
• say you don't want to go to school
• attach the washing machine hose to your backyard hole
• tell me you have no socks
• leave your dirty dishes on the table
• stand too close to me
• speak too much 
• speak too little
• breathe in a noticable way
• say something kind.

You've been warned. Come near me at your own risk.

Today I'm going to sit in a coffee shop by myself for a couple of hours and try find some calm.