Monday, February 18, 2013

Sorry to everyone who wrote comments for old posts

I just found them awaiting moderation.

Email notification fixed.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Just in case anyone had any doubts about the degree of my awesome...

... Let it be known that I have cooked dinner for the next 3 nights. Andrew is away so it doesn't matter that it's bland. It's nutritious and it's DONE. Mince and vegies peeps. Not much flavour but easy to swallow and quick to clean up.

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Saturday, February 16, 2013

How I write a lyric.

Most of what I write is rubbish. But CJ asked [in comments below] about my writing process. So here it is - for what its worth - in list form.

1. I go to a coffee shop (I find home too quiet and distracting.) I take my computer which has a bible on it, a pile of books on my kindle reader and many sermons that I've downloaded. I also take my mobile internet thingy (which doesn't work brilliantly in Cairns) so I have access to a thesaurus, a rhyming dictionary (which gives you a great list of obvious rhymes to AVOID) and anything else I might need.

2. I read the bible, pray, listen to a talk or read a book while I'm having lunch, jotting down any ideas that stand out.

3. Then I start my cup of tea and try to decide WHAT I want my song to be about. I write a few lines - not necessarily sequential - but they are all pretty bland.

4. I decide that I need to FIND A WAY IN to the topic. This is the hard bit. It needs to be something that people can latch on to. It needs to be fresh - not a path that a billion other songs have trodden. I think about what I need to hear. How does this topic apply too me? What are my misunderstandings / temptations etc? How does my disbelief find expression? If I really believed this, how would it change my life? Then I think about my friends (xn and non-xn) and think about how it relates to them. What do they need to sing.

5. I quickly pick a meter. Doesn't matter much at this stage which one I pick - I'll probably mess with it as I go anyway. [If you are a newby to this try 8888 (when I survey) or 8686 (amazing grace). They are easy to work with. Double them for 8 line verses. If you are a newby, try to faithfully stick to the syllable pattern and the emphasises to start with.]

6. Then I try writing stuff. I sit with my pot of tea until it has all gone, then start on a jug of water. Often I have headphones in. I'm not listening to anything, but it sends a message to people that I don't want to talk. I play with my hair until it is a complete mess. I write rubbish lines. I don't erase anything. I write more rubbish lines. At some stage I will write a line that (is probably still rubbish, but) has something. It's an idea. An in.

7. By this stage I've been in the coffee shop for 2.5 hours. There have been four lots of people at the table next to me. (I've heard all of their conversations. It's amazing how quickly children grow up. Most mothers are also astonished and slightly concerned about the rapid advancements that their baby is making compared to everyone else's. Perhaps they are gifted?) I have 45 minutes left until school pick up. In that time I also have to do the shopping. I decide to keep writing. I quickly spin my idea into a verse and then go and grab enough groceries to get us through the next 18 hours. Then I do school pick up. I feel satisfied that I've written something.

8. Later that night or the next day I read through my verse and decide that it sounds exactly like everything else that's ever been written. I didn't capture my in very well. I try again. If I'm lucky, I'll have more success and end up with maybe 3 verses that do something. If I'm not lucky, I'll end up with nothing. Oh well.

9. I put my verses on my blog. My blogging friends tell me what I need to hear. Normally you pick me up on the lines I hoped I could get away with.

10. After a few weeks or months I get a tune for my song. Alas, the tune doesn't fit the words properly so I have to do a re-write. Then the tune changes a little (or a lot) so I do another rewrite. And then another, and then another. Then we submit the song for a cd and it gets rejected or accepted. Then people listen to it once and say 'oh that's nice' and never think about it again! [Sigh.]

So that's my process.

Overall, I'm after:

Fresh Expression - Not cliche ridden. Interesting language. Subtle but satisfying use of rhyme (not just end of line rhymes, but alliteration and assonance) and metaphor.

Crafted Ideas - It's not just random thoughts. There's an internal logic and development of ideas that runs through it.

A Natural turn of phrase - Subject, verb, object. Not like this.

A Disciplined use of meter - Syllables matching between verses etc (makes it easier to sing)

Emotional Engagement - It needs to do something for people. Move them somewhere. Make then feel something, realise something. Otherwise, why bother?

Anyone want to try? 2nd year MTC students have to write a hymn or a prayer for doctrine assessment this semester. You could give it a go too!

Performance enhancing drugs?

I admit it. I've used Beta Blockers in the past and I'll probably use them again. They work a treat.

Here.

Friday, February 15, 2013

Grace awaiting me

Draft One. It needs a chorus. Thoughts?

Grace awaiting me

I will see the world to come
For one has suffered in my place
Now there’s grace awaiting me, awaiting me.
Judgement’s done, atonement’s made
the ransom’s paid, no guilt remains
Now there’s grace awaiting me, awaiting me.

I take comfort in the hope
of the thief upon the cross
For I’m worthy of as little love as he.
Like this man, I won’t despair
and when I rise I’ll see him there
For there’s grace awaiting me, awaiting me.

I will see the world to come
Despite the sin that I have done
For there’s grace awaiting me, awaiting me.
All who call upon the Lord
rise to life with peace assured
There is grace awaiting me, awaiting me.

sar 2013

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

more on cong singing

I've been organising morning church music for the last few weeks now. It's gone really well. Here are a few things I've noticed.

1. It is so much easier to get a congregation to sing heartily if the song is driven by it's melody rather than by it's chord progression. For this reason, hymn-like songs just work better for congregational singing than rock songs.

2. Songleaders are the most important ingredient if you want the congregation to sing. Good song leading gives the congregation confidence and enthusiasm.

3. Vocal harmonies are delicious. Particularly a tenor line.

4. If I (a pianist) had to choose between a violin and a guitar, I'd take the violin. Guitar adds more complexity and, for a newby band, much more risk. I'd want bass and drums long before guitar.

5. It's easier to get a morning congregation singing heartily than an evening congregation.

All of this makes me sound really conservative. Perhaps I am. But more than ever before I am focussing on what helps the congregation sing out God's word. And it's old school stuff.

Here's our current song list:


When I Survey

How Great Thou Art 

Great is Your Faithfulness 

Amazing Grace 

Be Thou My Vision 

Come People of the Risen King 

How Deep The Father's Love For Us

In Christ Alone

This Life I Live

Let Your Kingdom Come*

Before The Throne Of God Above

Never Alone

Ten Thousand Reasons

Saturday, February 9, 2013

I really don't want Tony Abbott as PM

Can someone else in the Liberal Party take over please? Malcolm Turnbull? There's still time for a leadership challenge. Go on. For the good of the country...

Friday, February 8, 2013

new lyric

Songwriting season is upon us. This year we are writing songs on the atonement. I expect to write around 20 lyrics of which Philip will see something worth pursuing in 5-7. If we're lucky, one or two might make it onto a cd.

This is the second draft of attempt #2 (#1 was awful). It still needs a final verse which I won't write unless P likes what's there so far. I was going for a retro chorus. Not sure it will work.

Thoughts?

Title


What makes the guilt wrenched soul rejoice
What makes the fallen pray?
Five words that fill our hearts with joy - 
‘My sins are washed away!’

[CH.]
My sins are washed away
My sins are washed away
I’m cleansed, forgiven by his blood
My sins are washed away

There’s hope for when temptation’s near
and weight of sin bears down
There’s light for us in our despair
when dread and doubts abound.

There is a song that firms our will
and gives us strength to fight.
Five words that turn our hearts from wrong
and leads us to what’s right.

sar 2013

Twilight vs Shores of Hope



Shores of Hope
Twilight
Attractive heroine
yes
yes
Ridiculously handsome hero
yes
yes
Rich hero, (comparatively) poor heroine
yes
yes
Heroine makes stupid decisions based on notion that she must sacrifice herself for others in really dumb, unproductive ways
yes
yes
Attractive but doomed secondary suitor
yes
yes
Completely implausible situation
yes
yes
Take home message that finding the perfect man is not only possible but your life’s goal
yes
yes
Heroine brought up by one parent
yes
yes
Every loose end tied up (ie. everyone finds their perfect love or dies)
yes
yes
All men seem to throw themselves at heroine
yes
yes
Men so passionately in love with heroine that they act out almost violently towards her
yes
yes
Given far to much information about what heroine is thinking ALL OF THE TIME
yes
yes
Pre-marital sex
no
no
Tacky, unconvincing conversion scenes
yes
no
Christianising of feminine temptation to idolise romantic love
yes
no
Vampires
no
yes
Action scene
no
yes
D grade writing
yes
yes




As you can see, the two books have a lot in common. Shore of Hope offers us some unconvincing conversion scenes and sanctifies our lust for the perfect man who finds us just irresistible. Twilight offers us vampires and supernatural action. I'll take the vampires.




Thursday, February 7, 2013

Shores of Hope

Justification: Today I have done a gym class, made two meals for my family (tonight and tomorrow), played viola (quite a bit and had a lesson), gone for a run, played with the kids, written (and re-written) a song....

What I want to write about: ... and read an Inspirational Historical Romance.

This one was called Shores of Hope. As opposed to The Sure Hope that I read the other day.

Through this novel I discovered that love involves sacrifice.

Beautiful Sarah falls in love with David (a worthy Christian man) then stupidly marries Jonathan (an unworthy sinner) when she thinks that David has married someone else. They meet up at church few weeks after Sarah's wedding and both are miserable. They declare their love for each other, but vow to be godly. (David slips up by hanging around outside Sarah house (stalker style) but it's okay because he is just praying for her.) As in any Christian romance, love has to find a way. It's hard for love to find a way while Jonathan is alive, so poor Jonathan is sacrificed. After a couple of months, he gets sick and dies (he becomes a Christian on his deathbed) and Sarah and David get married and live happily ever after.

[David also happens to be rich.]

I'm sorry.

If I had a daughter, I'd rather that she read Twilight.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

I like my job!

Today I claimed a spare classroom as my own.

It is a good size and has 2 big air conditioners.

I'm a squatter, but if no one says anything in the next week, I'm going to decorate and and fill the cupboards.

I won't mind teaching the same lesson 12 times in a row if I can do it in my own room! (Actually, if I'm in my own room with all of my resources, I won't ever teach the same lesson 12 times in a row. Or even 3. But if I have to travel and only take what I can carry, I kind of have to.)

Anyway, good times ahead!


Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Want to feel like a leader?

Listen to some leadership podcasts or read some leadership book.

Try it. You don't need to actually lead anyone. Just read or listen. Leader-lit makes you feel macho.

Repeat after me: I was made to rule the world.

This is what my life has come to...

Okay, so I may have just swapped one time wasting activity for another.

Our new church has a library. It seems to largely consist of Christian novels. I took two books home. The first turned out to be a thinly disguised pro-life tract. A Christian couple are distressed to hear of their prodigal son's sudden death, but when they investigate the life he was living they discover that he had a girlfriend (Starlight) who is in the early stages of pregnancy. Unfortunately Starlight is considering abortion. I think if you make it through to the end of the book (I didn't) you'll find that the baby survives and that Starlight comes to faith. Just a hunch.

The other book I brought home contains four complete novels in one volume. Bonus! It describes them as Inspirational Historical Romances. I read one particularly inspiring story called 'The Sure Promise'. The sure promise was that God will right our fortunes and send us Prince Charming.

I think it might be time to turn Spider Solitaire back on!

Sunday, February 3, 2013

New week's resolution

 Take Spider Solitaire off my phone and computer. It's not holidays anymore and Spider Solitaire is as much of a waste of time as normal Solitaire. Perhaps more.

First Sunday on church music

I played piano in church today for the first time since the 16th of December. I've missed it.

We practiced for a couple of hours yesterday morning. It was piano, violin, drums (for one song) and 4 vocalists and I think we sounded pretty good. We sang Come People Of The Risen King, How Great Thou Art, Ten Thousand Reasons and How Deep The Father's Love For Us. Cairns PC has some lovely singers - the harmonies were beautiful! I'm looking forward to where we can go from here.

What did you sing in church this morning?

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Thanks for your prayers

The last couple of days have been much better for Joel.

On day one, Joel's teacher (who is great) told the boys in her class that she never wanted to see Joel by himself. They must all look after him. This was lovely of her, but Joel has found it torturous. It seems that the boys in his class are noobs - both online and in the classroom. And they like to play tiggy all lunch time, despite the 36 degree heat. Joel is non-sporty (read: lazy) and likes to talk about things like books and computer games and ideas. His classmates took their job of looking after Joel very seriously and haven't left him alone at all. For the first time ever, Joel has come to dread lunch times even wishing he could be on detention.

But by Thursday he had developed an escape strategy. When the kids all split up for gang up tiggy, Joel hides in the air conditioned library. No one thinks to look there, so he can sit happily through the whole break and think about his pet project - he's trying to work out a way to generate infinite electricity. A bonus is that a different kind of kid can be found in the library. There's a boy in the class next door who likes to read books about Science. A potential friend?

So things are looking up.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

6 things about life in Cairns

1. We are spending heaps more time in the car then we have for the last few years. In Brisbane, work, school, church, gym and the shops were all in the one small suburb. It's a 3.5km drive to primary school, 6kms to the shops and 6.5km to church and high school. And these are all in different directions. But there isn't too much traffic so it's not too bad.

2. Andrew is driving to Townsville and back (8 hour return journey!) for a meeting tomorrow. Locals don't think this is ridiculous. It's just what you do.

3. In Cairns, grown up people do community things. A few teachers on staff at school are in the local orchestra. Many are in sports teams. The PE teacher coaches a couple of women's soccer teams. Being involved and doing stuff is normal.

4. It has been really hot since the rain stopped a week ago. 36-37 degrees. This is unusual for Cairns. (33 is normal.) In Brisbane, a week of very high temperatures would have been unbearable. Up here it is bearable, thanks to the wonders of air conditioning (all classrooms at school have ac and half our house also does) and pool which is 3/4 in the shade. We've developed a nice little ritual of sitting in the pool after school, talking about our days, and playing silent 'Marco Polo'. I don't enjoy long innings of Marco Polo so I've taken to reading to the kids while sitting on the steps in the pool. Tonight we also swam after dinner.

5. Micah and I started our cello and viola lessons this afternoon. Our new teacher is excellent (our old ones were too!)

6. Long time, older Cairnsites do speak differently. When crossing the road with the kids this morning I pushed the button. The crossing supervisor said, 'Ya should'a learned him ta do that, eh?' He meant that I should have taught Joel to push the button at the traffic lights. BTW Joel does know how to push the button. I was just standing closer at the time.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

School

It's started. It's been exciting for one (high school!), boring for one and traumatic for one.

One of our children is grieving all he has lost. There continues to be much sadness. He holds it together in school but then we'll be doing something and I'll look up to find him in tears. I'll be giving a bedtime cuddle and notice that my shoulder is wet. At dinner time I'll suddenly realise that one is crying.

People say that children are adaptable and quickly get used to any change.

I think this is rubbish.

Children are as variable as adults. A child who has lost something precious and realises it will grieve. And so he should.

But it's exhausting. I'm spending hours each day comforting, counselling and cuddling.

Yeah, I've started work too. I've taught the same lesson 12 times in the last 2 days (But it was a good lesson. Was = past tense.)) From next week I'll do two lessons - one repeated 6 times and one 12 times.

I miss my old job too.

Friday, January 25, 2013

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Work

Two pupil free days down, one to go.

I hated work yesterday. It struck me at about 9.30am that this wasn't my old job. At my old school I had carved out a place for myself. I was liked and respected and given a very good amount of freedom to do whatever I wanted to do.

Here it is different. No one knows me. I am a fractional non-contact time provider. The bottom of the heap (as was pointed out to me!)

So I spent yesterday mourning what I've lost.

It started to get better when I found out that I don't have to teach PE. I'm teaching music to preps and year ones. The lower end of the school is not my favourite, but I think I can pull it off and get into the zone and have fun. I'll see the preps twice each week which will be nice.

Today was much better. The familiarity helped a lot and I spent a couple of hours with the other music teacher choosing choir repertoire. I'll be her accompanist. We're going to do some songs I did last year.

Tomorrow I'm taking in 60 ukes that I've just finished tuning up. At 8.30am I'm teaching the teachers to play....

Okay everyone, this is the ukelele's neck. The neck goes out to the left. No... the other left...

Music meeting - 'nothing' songs and 'something' songs

I just had 12 people over for a church music meeting. It was the first official church thing I've done and it was lots of fun.

We sang songs, shared our best experiences of congregational singing, talked through Colossians 3:16 (the kinds of things I wrote about in this post), then got on to specifics about song choice etc.

My current thinking is that songs should be:

Clear - what point is there if no one can understand what it's about?

True - look for subtleties. A slightly wrong picture of God is a big deal in a song that is stuck in your head.

Worthwhile - is this song worth giving 8% of our weekly time together to? If not, scrap it.

Memorable - we want what we sing to minister to people during the week. If they won't remember it, what's the point?   and

Moving - This one is more subjective, but singing is an emotional thing. If a song doesn't do anything to you, why would you bother with it?

I'm on a rampage against 'nothing' songs. A 'nothing' song is one that has no impact, that does nothing, that is immediately forgotten - if it was ever noticed in the first place. Nothing songs have no place in our churches. Death to them all.

The challenge is to choose a good set (maybe 25 for a semester) of 'something' songs, and present them as 'something' songs. (It's easy to make a 'something' song into a 'nothing' song through poor preparation.) In the way we lead we are to help the congregation understand the meaning of the song, feel its weight, remember it's truth and live it so that Jesus will be glorified.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Bible Singing Groups for 2013?

Bible study groups are a central part of most gospel loving churches these days. They are a great way to increase our knowledge and understanding of the Word, and they give everyone a chance to speak the gospel to one another. But reading Colossians 3:16 has made me wonder if bible singing groups are what we really need.

Let the word of Christ richly dwell within you, with all wisdom teaching and admonishing one another with psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing with thankfulness in your hearts to God. (Col 3:16 NASB)

The aim is for the word of Christ to dwell richly within us. Richly. Not superficially. And it is to dwell, live, within us. The word should be in our ears and in our minds and in our hearts and in our hands and on our lips. We should walk it, speak it, do it, feel it. It should be treasured by each of us individually, but also passed around between us. Given as a gift. And received. The Word is the glue which binds us together. It's our family heirloom. Our best possession.

So how do we do that? How do we have the Word of Christ dwell richly within us?

We do it by teaching and admonishing one another.

The Word becomes our community curriculum and hospital. It's what we are taught from our earliest hour. It's what we are reminded of at our end. It's the thermometer to assess our health. And if it turns out that we're lacking, the Word is the balm that we apply.

But what does that look like in practice? How do we teach the word to one another? How do we administer the medicine of the word to admonish our brothers and sisters?

Easy. We sing.

The word of Christ is to dwell richly within us. We teach it to one another and admonish each other by singing the Word. Psalm, hymns and spiritual songs.

Bible study groups are good and worthwhile, but bible singing groups are what Paul recommends in this verse.

And it makes sense. The songs that we sing (if they are any good!) stick with us. We find ourselves humming them. Meditating on the words. Thinking them through. In song, the Word becomes part of us in a way that questions and answers in a bible study never will.

In song, the Word of Christ dwells in us richly. We give thanks, we teach one another, we rebuke the wayward, we calm the anxious, we encourage the despairing. In song, the Word passes from my sister's lips to my ears. I feel it in my heart. My hands are equipped for acts of service. My mind is turned towards my Lord.

So. Who is up for it? Bible study groups are great, but perhaps we should sing for a change. What do you think?

Monday, January 21, 2013

I'm ready to go home now.

It's been an exhausting morning.

I spent $600 on J and M's books and uniforms. We went to enrol N in high school but they don't open until tomorrow. Given that I start work on Wednesday, I feel like we are cutting things a bit fine.

I met my new boss and heard about my job. It seems I'll probably be teaching some PE along with music. PE!!! I did say that I was happy to do whatever, but PE?

I miss my old school. I miss knowing everyone. I miss calling the shots. I miss my beautiful, big, well organised classroom with well looked after equipment. I miss my teaching partner.

Can I go home now?

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Dear Sydney,

What I love about you is that if a person has hung around in one of your Anglican churches for a few years at some stage of their life, they will know what an expository talk is.

Today I have been reminded that this is no small thing.

Yours gratefully,

Simone

Be inspired!

Al has posted this beautiful photograph of his kids.


When I saw it, I felt inspired. It's the kind of picture that we need to see every day. All it needs is a suitable verse to go with it.

So I've taken it upon myself to help Al out. I've sourced 5 7 inspirational verses. Which do you think is most appropriate?


1. Let go of the uncertainties of the present and run to the enchanted possibilities of the future.
2. Throw your dreams into space like a kite, then chase them to see where they lead.
3. I believe the children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.
4. A little child will lead them.
5. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary.

6. Childhood is the world of miracle or of magic: it is as if creation rose luminously out of the night, all new and fresh and astonishing.

7. If you carry your childhood with you, you never become older.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Tomorrow...

... is the last day of Andrew's long service leave.

Real life resumes Monday morning.

On Monday I have to get the kids completely ready for school - buying uniforms, covering and naming books, enrolling Nathan in high school, working out the text book hire scheme, buying Joel a school bag... I also have to pick up 70 ukes brand new (lower end) ukes from school and start tuning them. I have to teach the teachers to play at some stage during pupil free days (hopefully Friday). Each uke has to be tuned about 50 times before it will hold it's tune. It will be a big job.

Tuesday I have to continue to tune 70 ukes, work out what I'll teach the teachers to play, and finish off the book covering.

Wednesday is the first pupil free day. Andrew has to take the kids to work with him. It's not ideal in his first week in a new job, but we have no friends in Cairns that we can ask yet. Andrew will work from home most of the time and the kids can entertain themselves. When he goes to meetings, the kids can tag along with electronic devices. When they are at home, they can tune the ukes for me! I think I'll give the $10 each if they can get them into tune.

Thursday I work again, then at night I'm hoping to have church musicians over for dessert and coffee. The kids will have been home all day so the house could be in an interesting state.

Friday, work again!

It will be a trying week. The kids are still a bit fragile. They don't want to go out anywhere, just stay in the safety of our house with their e-devices. Joel spent about 3 hours today skyping a friend. The pupil free days will probably be tough. Generally the only think that makes them bearable is having friends to sit with and whisper/pass notes to. I won't have any friends yet.

Oh well. Maybe I'll take my computer (and wireless internet) just in case anything bloggable happens!

Friday, January 18, 2013

Just wondering...

Have you thought of this stuff before? To me, it's obvious and I thought I was just writing what everyone was thinking, but I'm now questioning that assumption.

Leave a comment if you're brave enough.

Why congregations don't sing heartily.

The more I think about congregational singing (and I've been thinking about it a lot lately) the more I'm concluding that the best measure of a music team's performance is in the answer to this question: Are the congregation singing the Word heartily?

There's two things we're looking at here.

1. Are the congregation singing the word?

2. Are the congregation singing heartily?

To assess Q1, you need to look at the term's song selection. Do the songs deeply reflect the concerns and passions of God's Word?

To assess Q2, you need to look at how well the congregation are singing. Are 30% of the people just standing there waiting for the song to be over? Are people engaged with the singing? Are they getting into it? What sound does the visitor to church notice? Is it the sound of the people out the front or the sound of the congregation? I want people to be blown away by the sound of the congregation.

But people often don't sing heartily (or at all). 

Why not?

Here are some reasons I've thought of and some solutions.

1. The congregation are embarrassed.

The music team have chosen songs that are embarrassingly dated or daggy or maybe the musicians are poorly rehearsed or just incompetent. Whatever the reason, the congregation feel embarrassed about the music and so they don't sing.

Solution - Don't choose embarrassing songs. Rehearse properly.

2. The congregation is nervous.

The girl leading the singing is visibly uncomfortable and her fears are transferred onto everyone else. The whole congregation feels her nerves and so doesn't sing well.

Solution - Rehearse more so the song leader won't be so nervous. Have her lead with someone more experienced.

3. The congregation is overwhelmed.

There is a tidal wave of sound hitting the congregation from the front. All their energies are spent processing that sound. Who has any energy left to sing? And what difference would it make if you did sing?

Solution - Turn the volume down!!!

4. The congregation is unconverted.

Why sing songs about Jesus when you don't care about him?

Solution - Preach the word.

5. The congregation is unfamiliar with the song.

It's new and strange and I don't know it. How can I sing it heartily?

Solution - Sing fewer songs more often and teach songs better.

6. The congregation feel exposed.

There are so few people / such poor acoustics / such poor leading that individuals don't want to sing because they think everyone will hear them

Solution - sit people closer together, rent-a-crowd, lead better.


Can you think of any more?






Thursday, January 17, 2013

Tonight...

I'm going out for coffee with a couple of women from church.

#idohavefriendsireallydo

The piano tuner man is here.

It seems he can tell me the make and model of every piano housed everywhere in Cairns. He just told me the history of our church piano and every other in this suburb.

Impressive. Cairns has a population of 150,000+!

I'm not looking for cliche orgasmic moments in church music...

...but if I were, I'd start the song pretty low with an unmemorable melody, then step it up (in pitch and rhythm) in the prechorus before punching out a high, repetitive, sentimental chorus - the kind that can be sung with eyes shut and hands in the air in an 'I surrender my body to you' kind of a way. And the great thing about a chorus is that you can do it multiple times.


Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Could this be the worst congregational song ever?

We've been to 5 different churches in our last month of holidays. Some encouraging things happening around the place.

In our travels I was introduced to this song for the first time. It's interesting. Some wild metaphors. I was singing hesitantly through the hurricane and ocean bits, then I stopped when I got to the red words. What do you think?

He is jealous for me 
Love's like a hurricane, I am a tree 
Bending beneath the weight of His wind and mercy 
When all of a sudden, I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory 
and I realize just how beautiful You are and how great your affections are for me. 
Oh, how He loves us so 
Oh, how He loves us 
How He loves us so. 

Yeah, He loves us 
Woah, how He loves us 
Woah, how He loves us 
Woah, how He loves. 

So we are His portion and He is our prize, 
Drawn to redemption by the grace in His eyes 
If grace is an ocean we're all sinking 
So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss and my heart turns violently inside of my chest 
I don't have time to maintain these regrets when I think about the way 

That he loves us, 
Woah, how He loves us 
Woah, how He loves us 
Woah, how He loves 

He loves us, 
Woah, how He loves us 
Woah, how He loves us 
Woah, how He loves 

Haven series 4!!!!

Coming some time this year!

If you haven't gotten into this, you really should. Pop into JB HiFi or cruise on over to the itunes store.

Les Mis

Chris, Andrew and I saw Les Mis with the kids yesterday.

8 things.

1. Don't take your kids to see it. The beginning section with Fontine and prostitution is pretty confronting and inappropriate. Actually, the whole movie is pretty confronting. The kids are pulling me up on my double standards - why did I 'make' them see that when it is so much less suitable than other things that they'd like to see? Having said that, Nathan (aged almost 13) liked it a lot.

2. If you do take your kids, don't buy them extra large slurpies or give them paper bags full of snacks. Paper rustling and toilet breaks kill the mood.

3. The two lead guys weren't up to it vocally, but their acting was great. Some 'moments' that should of happened didn't happen - and I was waiting for them and was disappointed. But overall it still worked. I was moved. I felt stuff. I was a little teary at the end.

4. The women were excellent.

5. The death scenes and particularly the resurrection bit at the end were well done.

6. Marius was lovely. Of course.

7. The alto had her heart broken then she died.

8. The soprano got the man.




So we are in Cairns.

We drove up on Sunday with our friends Chris and Josh. We had 2 cars and Chris helped with the driving. Andrew and Joel left from Brisbane and the rest of us left from Murwillumbah in northern NSW. It was a little stressy at first when the car wouldn't start at the servo just outside of M'bah. It seems that the starter motor has gone. We decided to risk driving it to Cairns anyway - we had to push start it every time we switched it off. Thankfully we made it.

Chris has just left. Saying goodbye to him felt like the end of our SEQld lives. Tomorrow will be hard for the kids as they say goodbye to Josh.

Five things.

1. Cairns is beautiful. It's green and lush with lovely breezes. The mountains are gorgeous. (Sorry Nathan, in terms of natural beauty Townsville doesn't come close.)

2. We drove north on a particularly hot day (40+ in Brisbane) so Cairns has been a cool change. The temps here are generally 25-33 which it very manageable. Last night I had to turn the fan down. AC hasn't really been needed much yet. I'll probably regret saying it, but I like the feeling of nice moist air. When we were in Melbourne, the thin dry air hurt my chest when I ran.

3. Our house should work well. Last night we sat and talked with our feet in the pool. It was idyllic. Our back patio is also great.

4. We've been on 'holidays' for a month now and are all exhausted. I'm feeling strange and longing to find a rhythm for life again. Sleep is a bit elusive. I can't get my head around having left our old church. I want to know how Christmas went for people and if Karen's had her baby yet. I want Tash to pop in for afternoon tea.

5. Moving sucks. Not in any hurry to do it again but at the same time can't handle the thought of living so far away forever.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

5 points on women giving sermons

Okay. So I've read the ebooks and all the meta. I'm not sure exactly* where I'm landing with it all but...

1. Let's stay calm. Nothing that John Dickson or Kathy Kellar have written is all that revolutionary. Dickson is arguing for a capable woman giving the occasional sermon at church. Kellar is arguing for much the same thing. Both are still within the complementarian camp. Both hold that there are differences between men and women in the home and at church.

2. None of this would have been controversial with most evangelicals 25 years ago. Such things happened.

3. There's no need for our heresy warning alarms to be going off as soon as someone starts questioning our interpretation of a verse. It's entirely possible that we've been wrong for centuries. Looking closely at the bible is what we should all be doing.

4. If compelling evidence came to light that made it pretty much certain that Dickson and Kellar are right, would the bottom fall out of your faith? Why?

5. The issue that we need to be discussing is what Paul meant by 'teach' in the pastorals.

What do you think?

* I'm sympathetic.

Friday, January 11, 2013

2 days left in the deep south...

We drive to Cairns Sunday-Monday.

I'm venturing out of my cave to see some friends this afternoon. Perhaps this will be the end of my adventure in introversion. Or maybe not.

I'm sorry that I haven't gotten to say goodbye to everyone I wanted to. Easter?

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Ryan Layne Whitney (Scarlatti: Sonata K. 69)

 I started working on this one yesterday. I like it.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Introverting

After a stupidly busy last.... well... 5 years, I've stopped.

I have nothing pressing. No Sunday School lessons to prepare. No school musical to write. No marking to do. It's amazing. I have nothing to do.

Except play the piano.

So I am. 

For 3 hours a day.

I've gotten my scales back up to speed and am working on a handful of 7th grade pieces I found in mum and dad's piano stool. (I want more music, but there's no decent shop on the southern Gold Coast) Although I play at work all day, it's been so long since I've read real music (with treble and bass clef!) that I thought I'd forgotten how to do it, but it seems I haven't.

I'm playing 2 Scarlatti Sonatas (A and G minor), a Solar Sonata (D), a Chopin waltz and a Mozart movement.

I don't think I've ever been this introverted. I don't particularly want to talk to anyone or go out anywhere.

We are on the coast until Sunday, then we drive to Cairns.