How to be a git on a Jetstar plane.

1. Don’t put your feet on the floor. Put them on the back of the seat in front of you. Push the seat every 10 seconds. 

2. Recline your seat. You’re allowed to, so do it! Don’t worry about how cramped Jetstar planes are anyway. The guy behind you won’t mind being sliced in two by his tray table every time you wriggle. 

3. Talk in a loud voice to your friends across the aisle and one row behind. Other people won't mind.