Monday, November 10, 2008
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Idol Review
Wes - Reliable. Always good. Tonight he was fantastic. He warmed into his first song well and What a Wonderful World was lovely.
Mark - Tonight, as good as Wes and possibly more interesting. To see a man with scars all over his head singing 'Everybody Hurts' feels real.
Luke - His voice has character but he still doesn't do it for me (though I like him much more without the goatee). Tuning for the first song was well off, but they could fix that up in the studio.
Teale - Surely he'll go this week! He just doesn't cut through - either vocally or personally. A friend we had lunch with today likes him because he looks like David Beckham.
What do you think?
disappointing holiday reads
In my experience, accidental kisses don't happen all that often. There is usually a degree of intentionality on the part of at least one of the participants. But imagine this situation... You're getting on with life when suddenly a friend, acquaintance, or even a complete stranger falls in your path and what do you know... [xxx] A rare occurrence, I would think.
Not so in my holiday books. Three out of four heroines experienced the 'accidental' kiss. By the third, it was getting old.
Holiday Read #1 - Alexander McCall Smith - The Comfort Of Saturdays
My mum gave this to me for my birthday. I've enjoyed the rest of the series but this one took a nose dive. The Isobel-Jamie relationship is really starting to sound very much like the relationships in the other (trashier) books I read this week. Jamie is far too perfect. Talented, good looking, thoughtful, attentive father who can't get enough of his son, giver of perfect gifts... Charlie the baby is unbelievably 'good'. Never gets in the way. Never stops anyone doing anything they want to. Isobel's inner whine is very similar to those of her paperback sisters. 'I love him so much. Does he really love me?' I found it quite tedious. It had a few moments that I enjoyed - like the Dove saga which continued from the last book. But perhaps AMcS needs a new heroine. Anyone else read it?
Holiday Read #2 - Harlequin - The Marriage Solution
(I read this out of desperation. In our holiday unit it was a choice between romances and westerns. Perhaps I chose badly.) Think Mills and Boon, turn it down a couple of notches and you have this book. Very poor. Pure, thoughtful Katie marries sexy, rich Carlton in order to clear her father's debts. But accidently falls in love with him along the way. Oh no! How can she hide from him the fact that she loves him when he only wants her physically?
Holiday Read #3 - The Wedding Arbor - A heartwarming, inspirational CHRISTIAN romance
Not sure how this one found its way onto the holiday unit bookshelf, but surely a safer choice... Um no. Just need to get a couple of things off my chest at this point.
Miss Sara (heroine), I don't think that lapsed Xn Adam is your divinely appointed guardian, even if he is strong and sympathetic. And I don't think it's God that's leading you to stay in his one room log cabin for a fortnight. Sorry if this shatters your 'faith'.
Holiday Read #4 - Charmed - A Tale Of Two Pipers
About 30% as good as the tv show.
So the books were disappointing. But our dvds were a good choice: Firefly. Brilliant
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Amos kids talks
Week 1 - Adults did Amos 1:1-2
I did a talk on King Solomon's bad choice (worshipping idols) and the consequences that it would bring - the split of the kingdom. My visual was a map of Israel which I cut with a stanley knife so the kids could see how the northern/southern thing worked.
Week 2 - Adults looked at Amos 1-2
I talked about bad king Jeroboam 1 and the decision he had to make about whether to worship God or keep on worshipping idols like Solomon did. He chose poorly. Had a visual of Jeroboam 1's head (with a frown and mean eyebrows) which folded out into 12 or 16 (I've forgotten) similar looking kings to show that all the kings continued like Jeroboam 1 until Jeroboam 2.
Week 3 - Adults did Amos 3-5 - so did we!
I talked about how God had had enough. He had put up with sinful Israel for a long time. By the time of Jeroboam 2, the whole country of Israel had gone bad - injustice etc (which is what happens when you stop worshipping God). God had given many warnings (famine, drought etc) now judgment is inevitable. The lion has roared. Israel should be afraid!
Hm. Where to go from here? The series is going well. The kids are remembering the story from week to week.
On Holidays!
Idol Review
Teale - Billie Jean
Man! He can turn anything into soft rock. Billie Jean as a ballad. Wow! (I still don't like him.)
Mark - Bad
Verses were bad. Chorus good. At least there was no crotch clutching. (But he has nice shoulders.)
Chrislyn - Thriller
She needed an auto-tune plug-in but it wasn't as bad as it could have been. Stupid song choice.
Luke - The Way You Make Me Feel
Limited vocal ability should be a problem in a singer, but if you chose the right song it doesn't matter. Great song choice.
Wes - Black or White
He is in a different class to the rest of them. And he can dance!
Order (best to worst) - Wes, Luke, Mark, Teale, Chrislyn.
Could we lose two?
guard your heart
Just in case you tend towards wall building, here is a fantastic C.S. Lewis quote (from the DesiringGod blog):
Of all arguments against love none makes so strong an appeal to my nature as “Careful! This might lead you to suffering.”
To my nature, my temperament, yes. Not to my conscience. When I respond to that appeal I seem to myself to be a thousand miles away from Christ. If I am sure of anything I am sure that His teaching was never meant to confirm my congenital preference for safe investments and limited liabilities.…
There is no safe investment. To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything, and your heart will certainly be wrung and possibly be broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact, you must give your heart to no one, not even to an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements; lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket—safe, dark, motionless, airless—it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. The alternative to tragedy, or at least to the risk of tragedy, is damnation. The only place outside Heaven where you can be perfectly safe from all the dangers and perturbations of love is Hell. (From The Four Loves, as found in The Inspirational Writings of C.S. Lewis, 278-279.)
Friday, October 31, 2008
interesting or annoying?
"The difference between interesting and annoying is time"
speaking about the fact that we are often drawn to our opposite (extroverts marry introverts etc.)
What do you think?
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
two bonhoeffer quotes on singing
There are some destroyers of unison singing in the fellowship that must be rigorously eliminated. There is no place in the service of worship where vanity and bad taste can so intrude as in the singing. There is, first, the improvised second part which one hears almost everywhere. It attempts to give the necessary background, the missing fullness to the soaring unison tone, and thus kills both the words and the tone. There is the bass or the alto who must call everybody's attention to his astonishing range and therefore sings every hymn an octave lower. There is the solo voice that goes swaggering, swelling, blaring, and tremulant from a full chest and drowns out everything else to the glory of its own fine organ. There are the less dangerous foes of congregational singing, the "unmusical," who cannot sing, of whom there are far fewer than we are led to believe, and finally, there are often those also who because of some mood will not join in the singing and thus disturb the fellowship.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer, from LIFE TOGETHER, translated by John Doberstein, Harper and Row, 1954, p. 60.
"It is not you that sings, it is the Church that is singing, and you, as a member of the Church, may share in its song."
Bonhoeffer, p. 61.
What do you think? Is unison singing superior? Are you guilty of adding a harmony part?
Monday, October 27, 2008
birthday dinner and flowers
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Idol Review
Wes - Jumping Jack Flash
Good as always
Rushani - Wild Horses
Didn't like the breathy tones in her voice. Ear rings, dress and song all cabaret.
Luke - Honky Tonk Woman
A 'moment' would have been nice, but okay. I felt like doing a line dance.
Teale - You Can't Always Get What You Want
More soft rock with a country twang. Better than last week, but still...
Chrislyn - Get Off Of My Cloud
She performs really well, but would she sell cds?
Mark - Angel
First time I've really liked him. I could have gone on listening.
Top two - Wes and Mark. Bottom two - Rushani and Teale.
Song of Songs 5
For the record, I'd just like to state what I think S of S 5 is about. Here's the passage. It's accepted that it's the woman speaking, except for the words in italics, which are the man.
2 I slept but my heart was awake.
Listen! My lover is knocking:
"Open to me, my sister, my darling,
my dove, my flawless one.
My head is drenched with dew,
my hair with the dampness of the night."3 I have taken off my robe—
must I put it on again?
I have washed my feet—
must I soil them again?4 My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening;
my heart began to pound for him.5 I arose to open for my lover,
and my hands dripped with myrrh,
my fingers with flowing myrrh,
on the handles of the lock.6 I opened for my lover,
but my lover had left; he was gone.
My heart sank at his departure. [a]
I looked for him but did not find him.
I called him but he did not answer.7 The watchmen found me
as they made their rounds in the city.
They beat me, they bruised me;
they took away my cloak,
those watchmen of the walls!8 O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you—
if you find my lover,
what will you tell him?
Tell him I am faint with love.
Do you have any thoughts?
Friday, October 24, 2008
my new commentary
* husbands. I wouldn't recommend that you buy such a book for your wife unless she has expressed a definite interest.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
student ministers
What are the things a student minister should learn specifically from his church placement during his years at theological college?
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
just so you know...
Monday, October 20, 2008
desire resisted
turns
over time
into a quieter longing
deeper
better directed
come lord jesus.
sar 2008
my beautiful picture
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Idol Review
Pretty poor again. The first four should have been kicked off weeks ago.
Mark felt a bit flat - don't know why the judges were so positive. If Sophie can't make a 'moment' in that context, I don't think she'll be able to anywhere else. The limitations of Luke's voice are really becoming apparent. Weak. Teale is embarrassing. No more soft rock!
It was a relief when Chrislyn stepped on. She can sing and did.
Wes was by far and away the best. He sang 'If I were a carpenter'. Nice.
Roshani should have been great but it she wasn't. Off key and boring.
Top two - Wes and Chrislyn. Bottom two - Everyone else (Luke and Teale). Teale needs to go this week. Agree?
Joy is...
Saturday, October 18, 2008
In a male teacher's classroom...
I have replaced 3 male teachers this last week. I'm sure they were all good teachers. The piles of stuff in each classroom showed that the kids had been doing some interesting things. But... female teachers (especially in primary schools) take pride in their beautifully decorated and ordered classrooms. Male teachers, it seems, don't. In one classroom the year 3/4 kids had exercise books they called their 'everything books'. They were for spelling, maths, art, science, whatever. The female teacher next door (who I've also replaced) would be horrified!
It takes all sorts!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
MD on Song of Songs
If you see the Song as a manual for sexual ethics and practice, the main issue you need to address is that of whether the couple were actually married. The passages which speak about her brothers suggest to me that they weren't. eg...
Chapter 8
1 If only you were to me like a brother,
who was nursed at my mother's breasts!
Then, if I found you outside,
I would kiss you,
and no one would despise me.
2 I would lead you
and bring you to my mother's house—
she who has taught me.
I would give you spiced wine to drink,
the nectar of my pomegranates.
3 His left arm is under my head
and his right arm embraces me.
.......
and her breasts are not yet grown.
What shall we do for our sister
for the day she is spoken for?
9 If she is a wall,
we will build towers of silver on her.
If she is a door,
we will enclose her with panels of cedar.
Beloved
10 I am a walland my breasts are like towers.
Thus I have become in his eyes
like one bringing contentment.
MD says they were married and gets around the fact that the ceremony doesn't happen til mid way through by saying that it's not chronological. My concern is that they really don't sound married while they do sound like they are enjoying eachother! I don't think it's a dream sequence either.
But if you're looking for a picture of happy monogamy, why would you expect it from Solomon?
goal achieved!
Now the hard part. Not putting it back on again.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Idol Review
Luke : Are you gonna go my way
Fun, but is it shallow that I want him shorter and leaner? He's trying to do the Shannon Noll thing, he just doesn't sing as well or look as good.
Thanh : Shadow of the day
Lose the piano! What's the point of sitting behind it if you're only playing sustained chords? We know that you can play... either play something impressive or just sing. I'm a little bored.
Sophie : Anna's Song
She's very pretty and knows what she can do well. Still bored...
Teale: Slide
Desperately bored. I wonder if they even bothered plugging in his guitar. I'm sure someone in the band could cover the four chords he's playing. If I could negative vote I would. I'd channel surf if I had a remote handy... This is not good.
Rushani : The Pretender
At last someone looks like they're putting in some effort. Not my cup of tea, but pretty good.
Wes : Desire
I love this guy. He alone makes the whole hour and a half worthwhile. He does U2 without looking try hard. He's got it all. [But what's with the stupid light show?]
Chrislyn : Don't Speak
Start wasn't so good, but it got better. I think this AI experience is going to kill Chrislyn. She is so young and so vulnerable. I think she's put on weight in the last few weeks which is a sign that she's not coping.
Mark : Sex on Fire
Not sure I like the song but he rocks. Impressed with the fire-transpire rhyme.
Overall, not such a great night. Top two: Wes and Mark. Bottom two: Teale and Chrislyn.
What did you think?
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Where did I come from
Here's how the conversation is meant to go:
Boy: Mommy (yes, spelt that way), where did I come from?
Parent: Son, you mean you want to know how you grew inside me?
Boy: Yes, that's it.
Parent: Well you started small. See these pro-life photos here of a very tiny baby? Then you got bigger and bigger. See these pro-life photos? That's how it happened.
Boy: God sure made me special. Babies are special right from the very beginning. I'm so glad to be in your family, mom. And in God's family too!
Parent: Son, you're a credit to us. Come and ask any time you want to see more photos of babies before they are born.
End of conversation.
Now, of course I have nothing against teaching our kids to value life right from the very beginning. And I hope we've always done that. But I think that this book was kind of missing the point. Don't you think?
This is the book we ended up with. It just says things as they are.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Driscoll and church planting funding
Craig (here) talks about how Driscoll is against giving hand outs to church planters. They should support themselves until they have a congregation who will pay them. Fair enough. But he also says:
- Church planters must prove themselves in their own homes first, by getting married and having kids
- Husbands should not send their wives out to work to feed the family. He said that in the early days of Mars Hill he did wrong by his wife in this.
- Husbands should be present in family life
Not sure how these all fit together. Perhaps church planters are a special breed of men who are able to work two full time jobs and still be good fathers and husbands.
I think I'd be more in favour of some kind of sliding scale outside funding. 100% year 1, 50% year 2, 10% year 3.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
A theological question
Can you spot any problems with this verse?
The lion roars! Oh nations will you heed the warning
Before in judgement stubborn hearts are torn?
For every knee will bow and every tongue will worship
Flee to his side find shelter from the storm.
[from the lion roars (posted below)]
How about line 3? I'm thinking Philippians 2 "...every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord." But can we say that everyone will worship Jesus? I think the line is okay* - since on that last day everyone will have to bow (some under compulsion). Is worship something that one can be forced to do?
I'd make it easier and just change the line to 'confess him', but 'confess' is an ugly word and 'worship' is beautiful...
What do you think? Appreciate ideas. Hoping to debut this song soon. It's already got a tune.
* well I wrote it!
Monday, October 6, 2008
The Lion Roars
What do you think?
The Lion Roars
The lion roars and light dispels the reign of darkness
From chaos order's issued by his plan
A world is born, she cries in joy, her Lord adoring
The stars, the earth, all creatures, every man.
The lion roars! Creator enters his creation
The oceans bow, the rocks, the rivers sing
The Lord of all is here, he shares our pain and burdens
But guilty hearts mock, crucify their king.
The lion roars! The cords of death too weak to hold him
Ascended high he reigns forever more
He calls his people draws us near to him in mercy
Our future certain, our forgiveness sure.
The lion roars! Oh nations will you heed the warning
Before in judgement stubborn hearts are torn?
For every knee will bow and every tongue will worship
Flee to his side find shelter from the storm.
SAR 2008
Idol replay
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Idol Review
Chrislyn - Mamma Mia
The least convincing I've heard her so far. Didn't seem like so much fun. Her voice was too yelley. Not nice to listen to. C+
Sophie - Gimme Gimme Gimme
First time I've really liked her. Good arrangement. B+
Thanh - The winner takes it all
I've always liked Thanh but tonight he was fantastic. Would have liked to see him out from behind the piano - by the end he wasn't really playing - but it was near perfect. A+
Roshani - Money Money Money
Very cabaret. She sings so well but still I don't care. B+ (Would have been an A if it had done anything for me.)
Wes - Fernando
Wierd chords. I'd like to hear it again. I could listen to this guy all day. A
Mark - Waterloo
He looks like one of the personal trainers at my gym. Nice tones in his voice but I'd rather see him pump weights than ever sing that again. C
Madam - Dancing Queen
Perhaps its the style but she seems to sit just below the note. A few nice moments but I wasn't convinced. B-
Teale - Thank you for the Music
I wasn't thankful. But if I appreciated a country twang I might be. B
Luke - Knowing Me, Knowing You
Dark! Bit karaoke still. C+
Best performances - Thanh and Wes. Bottom three - Mark, Luke and Chrislyn.
What did you think?
Why I love NOT having daylight savings
For the record, let me say that I love NOT having daylight savings time. Here's why.
- I love that it's easy to get out of bed in summer. I wake up naturally at 5.15 and have time to do some jobs and hang the washing before I go to the gym at 6am. In winter I need to set my alarm, drag myself out of bed and drive in the dark.
- I don't like putting the kids to bed while it's still light.
- DLS time actually makes people stay at work for longer. You don't feel it's as late as it is so you keep on working. This is why governments instituted it in the first place (so I've heard).
- Queensland is a big state. Up north it is hot. Really hot. People escaping to their air conditioned offices do not want an extra hour of sunlight and extreme heat after work in the afternoon. Much better to finish work at the equivalent of 5pm than 4pm. North Queenslanders look forward to it getting dark. DLS will never be good for them.
Anyone else passionate?
UPDATE: Just re-read this. I sound a bit red-neck. I'm not, really. I'm not anti-south either. I loved living in Sydney. Brisbane is better, though!
silent valentine
Silent Valentine
This year I send you for a valentine
no words of love, written, uttered, purred
for in case I ever change my mind
this silver silent service is preferred.
I leave no clues or evidence behind
no telltale fingerprints on glasses blurred
and yet I'll wrap your heart up in a bind
with sentiments unspoken, words unheard.
A blind man will still feel the warm sun shine
The deaf will sense the flutter of a bird,
I send to you this silent valentine
that speaks a volume though it says no word.
sar 2008






